A few years back, I met this gal and you could hear the faires dancing with the unicorns in the meadow. It was love at first sight, this was July, come September, I realized that bitch was crazier than me and our love affair turned into makeup sex. We used to have good makeup sex. One particular day, I headed over to her place for makeup sex and when I arrived, there was a man there already. Hurt my heart, it did! I thought we had an agreement, but obviously we didn't so I left, went to my phone found this girls number who lived in Taft and gave her a call. I hadnt met her before but we spoke,… 더 읽기